In the Pacific Ocean octopuses make
drum solos there ever were
they wear pearl necklaces that Niel Pert never bought
and yell bubbles louder than whales
sometimes they beat all night long dadaaadddam daadadddam dadaduududam
and make loud echos that form tsunamis
that's how Fukushima happened
damn the octopuses
it's all their fault
dump enough oil in the oceans and we will kill the octopuses
yeah kill the octopuses yeah
or give them a water mask to come on shore
and play jazz

long live jazz

long live octopuses

no one knows that this is true
because no one has been deep enough in the Pacific
but I know
I am an octopus
and I make loud echos